Penguin Researcher Gifts

Penguin

A Symphony of Penguins

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Penguin

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Conversation - what a concept!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."