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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

"Make it look like an accident"

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Punkcakes

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

Worshiping the TV.

"I give you about ten days, then your head will rot."

Halloween Tree

"Walden Pond is fine as long as Thoreau isn't there."

"Is that permanent?"

Pumpkin Stylist

'We, too, celebrate Hallowe'en.'

Life isn't just black and white.

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

"It's more of a procedure than a surgery."

'Experience not necessary - we'll train!'

"I know, it's not easy being an avocado - you never feel like you're good enough, then BAM, you're past your prime."

'Of course she's had work done. Look at the scar.'

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

Halloween

'Mom! Evan keeps calling the pumpkin pulp, 'brains.''

'I think that we have discovered the cause of your severe heartburn,'