Pumpkin Philosopher T-Shirts

"I feel like a hallow shell of my former self."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

"Make it look like an accident"

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Punkcakes

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

The Hen Commandments.

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

Worshiping the TV.

"Walden Pond is fine as long as Thoreau isn't there."

"Is that permanent?"

Proctologist

Halloween Tree

Happy Birthday Headless Horseman.

"I give you about ten days, then your head will rot."

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

'We, too, celebrate Hallowe'en.'

"It's more of a procedure than a surgery."

No caption {The Headless Horseman rides on his horse, carrying a partially eaten Jack o' Lantern and chasing a squirrel}.

Life isn't just black and white.

Pumpkin Stylist

'Of course she's had work done. Look at the scar.'

"I know, it's not easy being an avocado - you never feel like you're good enough, then BAM, you're past your prime."

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

Halloween

"When did you first notice the heartburn?"

'Experience not necessary - we'll train!'

'Mom! Evan keeps calling the pumpkin pulp, 'brains.''