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Bird Watching with Binoculars

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

bird interprets modern art

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

The Boss.

The Fuse

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

A friar

Blue Upright

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

'Are you the dove of peace?' 'Yes. What the hell d'you want?'

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

"My mind is especially empty today."

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

A man standing in long grass holding a fishing rod

"Far out, man."

"It's a franchise."

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

Traffic calming ahead.