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The Fuse

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

The New Normal

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Perks

Bird Watching with Binoculars

The Boss.

'White meat or dark?'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

CEO Incentives

"We've only got one parrot remember."

Exercise for the end of the day...

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

"That's the problem. All the good ones have been eaten."

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."

Pray now - Go later.

Amen

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

'Oi, what's the game?' - 'Rangers versus City.'

"Sorry, the line is busy again. He and Joe Lieberman are still exchanging pleasantries."

'Freshly ground pepper?'

"I wanted a job with a few perks."

'Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change this things that I can, and the kind of money where I don't really care either way.'

'Cocky lil' son-of-a-gun!'

I'm wondering what our strategic produce could be?