Precarious Percher Gifts

The Fuse

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

The New Normal

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'White meat or dark?'

The Boss.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Perks

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

"We've only got one parrot remember."

CEO Incentives

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Exercise for the end of the day...

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

Pray now - Go later.

"That's the problem. All the good ones have been eaten."

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

Amen

"I wanted a job with a few perks."

'Freshly ground pepper?'

'Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change this things that I can, and the kind of money where I don't really care either way.'

'Oi, what's the game?' - 'Rangers versus City.'

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

"Sorry, the line is busy again. He and Joe Lieberman are still exchanging pleasantries."

'Cocky lil' son-of-a-gun!'

I'm wondering what our strategic produce could be?