Power-percher Gifts

The Boss.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

The Fast Lane.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'Bring me some more power.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

Glass Ceiling

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Robot about to eat a battery

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

The Loneliness of Power

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

Biker and Cyclist.

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'Yes, I do find motherhood fulfilling. However, I find being a sales Vice-President even more fulfilling.'