Playful Perch Perfectionist Gifts

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"We've only got one parrot remember."

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

Decorating a column.

'Is it local?'

Mount Everest.

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

'According to today's boxscore, Rockley, you've made a couple of errors and you didn't score any runs.'

Drawing board disaster.

At least he could say that he straightened the prongs of the fork today.

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

A man carves a totem pole

Installing the garden pond

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

"Ghah, my thumb is in the picture..."

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

'Short bark and sdes please.'

Childrens and adults toys

"Play golf? It's not a game you know."

"I don't care if this is the kid cave, Robert. Pick up your stuff."

Water Gardening: Some people get pleasure from working out ambitious schemes.

"Bob is constantly starting things he doesn't finish."

"I'm looking for something slightly more perfect."

"It won't catch fish."

Water Gardening: Others prefer the modern, easy way.

I came up with a foolproof way to knock ten strokes off my game...

"It leaks!"