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'Oi, what's the game?' - 'Rangers versus City.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

bird interprets modern art

Zorro as a child.

THe UDDER Side

The Fuse

The Boss.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"I see a couch."

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

Living next door to area 51

'No Trespissing'

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

Pizza Fencing

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

Desert Island Gossipping

Fencing Acupuncture.

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

"Perhaps you forget, you told me to be more assertive!"

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Sword Fight

Thank you! That paper almost hit me in the head. The old saying is true ... Good fencers make good neighbors!

"I believe you to be a fencer of stolen goods..."

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

"I hate playing with pros!"

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

Fencing class 2nd floor.

"Nature lover my tailfeathers...I say he's a peeping Tom!"

'A little higher, please.'

"I'm pretty sure that's illegal."

"Never thought I'd live to see the day when there'd be fencing on the open range."