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'Oi, what's the game?' - 'Rangers versus City.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

bird interprets modern art

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The Fuse

The Boss.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"I see a couch."

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

'No Trespissing'

Pizza Fencing

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

Desert Island Gossipping

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Fencing Acupuncture.

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

"Perhaps you forget, you told me to be more assertive!"

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

Sword Fight

"I hate playing with pros!"

"I believe you to be a fencer of stolen goods..."

Fencing class 2nd floor.

"Nature lover my tailfeathers...I say he's a peeping Tom!"

"Never thought I'd live to see the day when there'd be fencing on the open range."

'A little higher, please.'

"Toupee!"