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Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Pina Coladas

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

The Fall from Pisa

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Lovers swimming underwater

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Things that scare Jimmy

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Bike Romance

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

Go away

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

'What were you thinking?'

"This is a big step in your therapy...cross the road, cross the road..."