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Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Pina Coladas

Polar bear bowling alley

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The Fall from Pisa

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Lovers swimming underwater

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

Things that scare Jimmy

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Bike Romance

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

Go away

'What were you thinking?'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'