Fishing Philosopher Mugs

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

'How many have you caught today'

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

Larry promised himself he wouldn't give into the pier pressure...not again.

"Laugh all you want, but at the end of the day, I can feed my family and I'm not stressed: then I spend quality time at home..."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

The Fisher

reincarnated worm...

"Every time I think Trump can't get any worse, he proves me wrong."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Why is it. . . that the electorate's forethought is a politician's hindsight?"

"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."

"If a politician doesn't agree with another, one of them is wrong... if they do agree, one of them is wrong."

Jesus always enjoyed a day on the water fishing.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Alien fishing from his flying saucer.

'I'm contemplating row versus wade.'

'Well how do you like that? She turned down my marriage proposal.'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'Give a man a fish, he'll want dinner for life...Teach a man to fish, you'll have weekend's free!'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Cat got your tongue?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"