Fishing Philosophers Mugs

"It now seems the problem with unions is not the people in them, but the people who aren't. "

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

'Catching flying fish!'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Chicken soup for the sole.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

"Are you new around here?"

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Fish Food

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

Snub Marine

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"