Fishing Philosophers Mugs

"It now seems the problem with unions is not the people in them, but the people who aren't. "

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

'Catching flying fish!'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"Are you new around here?"

Fish Food

Snub Marine

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."