Pensioner Prankster Pillows

"Show-off!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Clown Skis.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Teddy Bear

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

"We, the jury, find the defendant."