Pensioner Prankster T-Shirts

"Show-off!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I did it all from memory.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Clown Skis.

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Teddy Bear

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.