Senior Prankster Pillows

Pensioner and Graffiti

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Court's in recess!'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'I could eat you.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.