Aging Prankster Pillows

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Early photobombing

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I could eat you.'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"I think we overordered."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?