Pensioner Pals Gifts

Friends With Social Security Benefits

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"He was just a year away from retirement."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

'Bad luck Harry, they've just raised the retirement age.'

She Had Enough To Drink.

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"Big choices today Mr. retired board of directors. 2 ply or 3 ply?"

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Bad times for retirees.

"You look good for your age."

Retirement Age

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'..Bert Higgins,O.A.P..'

"Frankly, your kindness and understanding are only making matters worse!"

"It's the Florida kid."