Pensioner Pals Pillows

Friends With Social Security Benefits

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"He was just a year away from retirement."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'Bad luck Harry, they've just raised the retirement age.'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

"Big choices today Mr. retired board of directors. 2 ply or 3 ply?"

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

She Had Enough To Drink.

Bad times for retirees.

"You look good for your age."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

Retirement Age

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

'..Bert Higgins,O.A.P..'

"It's the Florida kid."

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"Frankly, your kindness and understanding are only making matters worse!"

". . . And if they weren't killed during World War III, or by climate change, or from obesity related heart-attacks. . . . then they are probably alive today. Living in old age poverty."