Pensioner's Club Member Gifts

"Carl made retirement plans with his money, but not with his time."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"He was just a year away from retirement."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

"Scary stuff, but I'm not sure the world is ready for the unexpurgated story of life as a pensions adviser!"

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

"The technical aspects of the 'dashboard' are mainly resolved. Now we just have to sort out the peripheral services."

'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'

"I see Arthur's arthritus is acting up again."

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

"Plan B was to supplement my retirement income as a party clown, and that brings me to my loan application."

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

Man trying to grab a pension from a crane slot machine

Chasing Pensions

'Looks like the trust my money is in isn't blind, but it is short sighted.'

The Illuminati of the Subway

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

"Oh no! It's another lecture on his pension contributions!"

'Typical!'

Friends With Social Security Benefits

"It's not all bad, I've crunched the numbers and figure you can retire when you're 238."