Pensioners Club Champ Gifts

The AdRams Family no.2 - Computer cosy

'Not that slowly back...'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

There Is An Alternative Universe In Which Donald Trump Cares About Us And We Care About Stuff That Matters

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Brownie Points

"He was just a year away from retirement."

Thank you Doctor

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

'He's a trier, I'll give him that.'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"You don't need English on every shot."

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

'I'm warning you! I have friends in high places.' 'They're climbing Ben Nevis.'

"Come on, Andrea. Let's not let a few ants ruin our picnic,

"I don't know how much longer I can last. I may have to drop out." . . . "But honey ... you're the teacher."

'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

Volunteer Bureau: 'I want to help people who are older than myself...'

'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

'Steward, this fellow hasn't spoken for a week. Be a good chap and feel his pulse will you?'

Noises from armpits.

Man trying to grab a pension from a crane slot machine

"Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato—how can I help you?"

'For Heaven's sake Gerald, we all lead in the wrong suit some evenings.'

"Carl made retirement plans with his money, but not with his time."

'I lied about my physique at the interview!!'

'Same school, old boy, fancy a drink at the club?'

Supreme Court Juges: Today's another pensionable day!

Save the Hamptons

Friends With Social Security Benefits

Teacher to students: 'All the stuff that teaches perseverance is right here in this classroom ... that would be you.'

'The invisible man as a senior citizen.'