Pensioners Club Champ Pillows

The AdRams Family no.2 - Computer cosy

'Not that slowly back...'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Brownie Points

"He was just a year away from retirement."

Thank you Doctor

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"You don't need English on every shot."

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

"Come on, Andrea. Let's not let a few ants ruin our picnic,

'I'm warning you! I have friends in high places.' 'They're climbing Ben Nevis.'

"I don't know how much longer I can last. I may have to drop out." . . . "But honey ... you're the teacher."

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

Man trying to grab a pension from a crane slot machine

Noises from armpits.

'Steward, this fellow hasn't spoken for a week. Be a good chap and feel his pulse will you?'

"Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato—how can I help you?"

'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'

Volunteer Bureau: 'I want to help people who are older than myself...'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

'For Heaven's sake Gerald, we all lead in the wrong suit some evenings.'

'I lied about my physique at the interview!!'

Supreme Court Juges: Today's another pensionable day!

'Same school, old boy, fancy a drink at the club?'

"Carl made retirement plans with his money, but not with his time."

Save the Hamptons

Friends With Social Security Benefits

Teacher to students: 'All the stuff that teaches perseverance is right here in this classroom ... that would be you.'

'The invisible man as a senior citizen.'

'I couldn't spell anything but trouble.'