Pension Plan Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates the clever side of your pension plan humorist? Our collection of witty and creative gifts brings laughter and joy to retirees with a sharp sense of humor. From amusing mugs to clever prints, each piece is designed to delight those who enjoy poking fun at the pension life while embracing their creative spirit. Celebrate their retirement journey with thoughtful humor that keeps the smiles coming.

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Happy Retirement

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"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me." mockup

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

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Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

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Budget reaction.

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'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...' mockup

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

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PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.' mockup

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

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Patients with HMO dread anesthesia. mockup

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

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"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?" mockup

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

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"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week." mockup

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

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'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!' mockup

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

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'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.' mockup

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

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"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone." mockup

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

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"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'." mockup

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."

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I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today. mockup

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

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"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me." mockup

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

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'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

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