Pencils Gifts

"I'm not buying it."

"I hope this guy isn't as dull as he looks."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Cow cartooning block.

The Secret Life of Pens

"You gotta admit, he's still sharp for his age."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

Back to School

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'