Pencil And Gavel Gifts

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

Biro Security

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'You are charged with contempt of CNN....'

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

"I'm not buying it."

"No, I'm not calling for order in the court. I'm tenderizing a porterhouse steak. Do continue, counselor."

The Secret Life of Pens

Steadman - The Early Years.

Cow cartooning block.

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

A writer goes sailing.

"I hope this guy isn't as dull as he looks."

Other than a high chair, what qualifies you to sit in judgment? A lethal gavel.

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten! (Published previously September 25, 2006.)

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'