Pencil And Gavel Gifts

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

'You are charged with contempt of CNN....'

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

A writer goes sailing.

"I'm not buying it."

Cow cartooning block.

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

The Secret Life of Pens

"I hope this guy isn't as dull as he looks."

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

Late library book. Judge says, 'I don't think you're taking this seriously'.