Pencils Prints

"I'm not buying it."

"I hope this guy isn't as dull as he looks."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

Biro Security

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Pencil sharpeners in hell

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

The Secret Life of Pens

Cow cartooning block.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Steadman - The Early Years.

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"You gotta admit, he's still sharp for his age."

Back to School

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'