Pencil Manufacturer Gifts

"You gotta admit, he's still sharp for his age."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Bingo night.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Accountant Manqué

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

"I'm not buying it."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"I hope this guy isn't as dull as he looks."

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Back to School

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'Krista, please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

Henri Matisse

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"First impressions are important. Maybe you should sharpen yourself before the interview."

Funky Facts:Schools.

The Chrysler Buildinger

An H pencil landing on top of an art gallery.

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

Self-Portrait