Penalty Pessimist Gifts

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Arthur Schopenhauer

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

Tom's last day.

Doom & Gloom

"Look on the dark side."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

Penalty

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"Die alone"

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

'Have you seen the financial pages?' - 'Yes, things are going to get a lot worse before the get worse.'

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Must you always be so negative?

'Your glass is half full!'

'Turned out nice again.'

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

Have A Nietzsche Day

"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"