"My novel is not a doorstop!"
Pen And Paper Pro Gifts
Looking for a gift that fuels the imagination of the pen and paper enthusiast? Whether they’re sketching, journaling, or brainstorming, our unique collection celebrates their artistic flair. Find thoughtful and playful items perfect for capturing inspiration, making notes, or simply enjoying the art of writing. Surprise your favorite creative with a gift that encourages their passion for all things pen and paper.
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"
In basket-case.
Squeezing the Free Press.
The Buck Never Stops.
"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."
Stationery Shop
"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."
Responsibility and duties
"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"
Information. Innuendo
'OK, who moved the photocopier?'
Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.
Examiners.
Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'
In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?
"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"
Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!
"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."
"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."
Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting
'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'
"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"
"Dunhomin"
Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot
"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"
My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!
'The secret of getting a good job that fits you perfectly is letting yourself in on what that really is!'
"I'm too busy to show you around, Smith. You'll have to follow me on Twitter."
'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'
"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."
"Check out my free white paper!"
"I'm binge working tonight."
Pen And Paper Pro Gifts Collection
Pen And Paper Pro Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for pen and paper pros—perfect for inspiring creative mornings with every sip.
Pen And Paper Pro Pillows
Find cozy pillows for pen and paper pros—comfort and inspiration in every cushion.
Pen And Paper Pro Prints
Decorate with art prints that celebrate pen and paper artistry—perfect for any creative workspace.
Pen And Paper Pro T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for pen and paper enthusiasts—wear your creative pride in style.