Pen Paper Pioneer Gifts

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

Information. Innuendo

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

'Once again, I fold.'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Formula One car origami

Computerized society.

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Printers

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"Dunhomin"

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Doo inc..can and no can.

'The secret of getting a good job that fits you perfectly is letting yourself in on what that really is!'

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

Still Here

"Crap in" and "crap out"