Peeping Tom Enthusiast Gifts

"Not much , Mom, just hanging with some peeps."

The experienced backpacker.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'Trick or treatment.'

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

The Habits of the Night Moth

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'