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"You'll see it when it's done."

Reality shows, unplugged.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

"Woof"

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Surprise Party

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Your DNA is in the database.

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...