Laptop Peek Enthusiast Gifts

"I get my best ideas in airports, peeking at other people's laptops."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Not that net!'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

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"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Dawing your Cellphone

City Boy.

Nerd tryouts.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

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"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

Thank God It's Friday.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'