Laptop Peek Enthusiast Pillows

"I get my best ideas in airports, peeking at other people's laptops."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Not that net!'

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"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Nerd tryouts.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

City Boy.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Dawing your Cellphone

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Bicycle sat nav.

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'E-books?'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

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'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

Thank God It's Friday.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'