Pedigree Pondering Pals Gifts

'Meet my significant other.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

'Bront?saurus.'

Man with broken leg in cast.

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

T-Rex Baseball

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Most dog-like dog.

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

'We've just learned to speak and now you're not talking to me?'

Do you look like your pet ?

"Just you wait!"

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"But is it Organic?"

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'He's at that age, he knows the names of all of them.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

Historians think that dogs first became domesticated in the Stone Age.

"Jack Russell?"

Golfer couple just married

'Can you do it over easy?'

Puppy Love.