Pedigree Pondering Pals Gifts

'Meet my significant other.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Bront?saurus.'

Man with broken leg in cast.

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Most dog-like dog.

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

T-Rex Baseball

'We've just learned to speak and now you're not talking to me?'

Do you look like your pet ?

"Just you wait!"

"But is it Organic?"

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"Jack Russell?"

'Can you do it over easy?'

'He's at that age, he knows the names of all of them.'

Golfer couple just married

Historians think that dogs first became domesticated in the Stone Age.

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

Puppy Love.

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.