Paradigm Pondering Pal Gifts

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Bront?saurus.'

Artist chained to his drawing.

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

The Good Samaritan.

T-Rex Baseball

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

'Well, yes, Bob, I can see your point!'

"Just you wait!"

"Sure, everything looks great from up here, but how's our ground game?"