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"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Bront?saurus.'

Artist chained to his drawing.

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

George Santayana

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

T-Rex Baseball

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

The Good Samaritan.

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

'Well, yes, Bob, I can see your point!'

"Sure, everything looks great from up here, but how's our ground game?"