Pearly Gate Admirer T-Shirts

Man sees CCTV camera at gates to heaven

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Baroque Peacock

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Giraffe Selfie

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Love

Espresso Martini Peacock

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

Prosecco Peacock

Teddy and friends.

'I think they're up to something.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'The knights are drawing closer'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Jungle Games

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'I had a cough at the time!'

Knight walking a dog.

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Giuseppe Verdi

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

"Unplug and chill out."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Penguin identity parade

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'