Pearly Gate Admirer Mugs

Man sees CCTV camera at gates to heaven

Seagiraffes

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

Baroque Peacock

Giraffe Selfie

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Love

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

Teddy and friends.

Prosecco Peacock

'I think they're up to something.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The knights are drawing closer'

Jungle Games

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Knight walking a dog.

Giuseppe Verdi

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'