Pbs Fan Gifts

'Of course it feels stuffy in here -- you have the TV tuned to PBS.'

'And now, PBS presents a made-for-Public-TV superhero show - Colonel Canada!'

Department of Archaelogy "Hey! -- That PBS antiques show is on!"

"He's watching too much educational TV."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

News Wear World

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

Greek Crisis

'Happy 50th PBS.'

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

Biden Wins

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

Impeachment Chapter III

Downton Abbey

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

'The cost? I would say about 496 telly licences.'

Lord Robert Winston

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Republican Cone of Silence

Bruce Springsteen caricature

Desert Island D**ks

Secrets of the Mitt Romney Tax Return

"Do we want to subscribe to the national anthem?"

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

"If there is a processing problem, just come to me, and please, no whimpering in the cubicles."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Trump Balloon

TV Licensing detection unit van

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'