Pbs Supporter Gifts

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

survival of the fittest

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Crazy Ideas

"Let's see...I believe a computer will be available for your class six weeks from Friday between ten and eleven in the morning."

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"Due to budget cuts we had to combine our athletic fields."

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

People Power

Education Funding

'Please! -- if you don't send a generous contribution to this Public Television station right away, we'll all have to go out and get real jobs!'

Presidential Candidate in Need of Campaign Funding.

Shop Local

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'

"He's a Trump fanatic. I'm a Nancy Pelosi fanatic."

'That's just for TV and radio stations - KIDS can't do Pledge Week!'

Ambulance strike UK.

VOTE

"Local Authorities are ALWAYS whining about budget cuts."

'And now, PBS presents a made-for-Public-TV superhero show - Colonel Canada!'

Department of Archaelogy "Hey! -- That PBS antiques show is on!"

"Good Lord! PBS is having a telethon marathon."

Nick Clegg

'It's not PBS, it's a pledge driver for the US government.'

Post Office vs Library - Which Will Close First?