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'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

survival of the fittest

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)

"He's watching too much educational TV."

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Crazy Ideas

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

"Let's see...I believe a computer will be available for your class six weeks from Friday between ten and eleven in the morning."

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"Due to budget cuts we had to combine our athletic fields."

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

Education Funding

People Power

Presidential Candidate in Need of Campaign Funding.

"He's a Trump fanatic. I'm a Nancy Pelosi fanatic."

Shop Local

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'

'Please! -- if you don't send a generous contribution to this Public Television station right away, we'll all have to go out and get real jobs!'

'That's just for TV and radio stations - KIDS can't do Pledge Week!'

I just watched a fascinating documentary on PBS, Lance. You learn something new every day! Not if you're careful.

"Good Lord! PBS is having a telethon marathon."

Ambulance strike UK.

VOTE

'And now, PBS presents a made-for-Public-TV superhero show - Colonel Canada!'

Department of Archaelogy "Hey! -- That PBS antiques show is on!"

'It's not PBS, it's a pledge driver for the US government.'

Nick Clegg

"Local Authorities are ALWAYS whining about budget cuts."