Pbs Supporters Gifts

This PBS program is made possible by funding from viewers like you. This part always makes him feel awkward.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

survival of the fittest

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)

"He's watching too much educational TV."

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Crazy Ideas

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

Gay adoption.

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

People Power

"He's a Trump fanatic. I'm a Nancy Pelosi fanatic."

'Please! -- if you don't send a generous contribution to this Public Television station right away, we'll all have to go out and get real jobs!'

Presidential Candidate in Need of Campaign Funding.

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'

Shop Local

'That's just for TV and radio stations - KIDS can't do Pledge Week!'

'It's not PBS, it's a pledge driver for the US government.'

"Good Lord! PBS is having a telethon marathon."

VOTE

Ambulance strike UK.

Department of Archaelogy "Hey! -- That PBS antiques show is on!"

'And now, PBS presents a made-for-Public-TV superhero show - Colonel Canada!'

This program has been made possible by viewers like you.

"Local Authorities are ALWAYS whining about budget cuts."

I just watched a fascinating documentary on PBS, Lance. You learn something new every day! Not if you're careful.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about - Doctor Who will be back soon to sort them all out.'

Post Office vs Library - Which Will Close First?