Pbs Supporters Mugs

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

survival of the fittest

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Crazy Ideas

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

Gay adoption.

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

People Power

Shop Local

"He's a Trump fanatic. I'm a Nancy Pelosi fanatic."

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'

'Please! -- if you don't send a generous contribution to this Public Television station right away, we'll all have to go out and get real jobs!'

Presidential Candidate in Need of Campaign Funding.

'That's just for TV and radio stations - KIDS can't do Pledge Week!'

"Local Authorities are ALWAYS whining about budget cuts."

'And now, PBS presents a made-for-Public-TV superhero show - Colonel Canada!'

Department of Archaelogy "Hey! -- That PBS antiques show is on!"

Ambulance strike UK.

VOTE

"Good Lord! PBS is having a telethon marathon."

'It's not PBS, it's a pledge driver for the US government.'

Post Office vs Library - Which Will Close First?

"Excuse me, do you know what time it is?"