Public Television Supporter Mugs

'Please! -- if you don't send a generous contribution to this Public Television station right away, we'll all have to go out and get real jobs!'

"Your late relative left you his PBS tote bags."

survival of the fittest

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'

Crazy Ideas

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

"Let's see...I believe a computer will be available for your class six weeks from Friday between ten and eleven in the morning."

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

"Due to budget cuts we had to combine our athletic fields."

Education Funding

'That's just for TV and radio stations - KIDS can't do Pledge Week!'

'It's not PBS, it's a pledge driver for the US government.'

"Not a phone call in days, and just LOOK at the pledge board! If we don't start hearing from some of you, dinosaurs might very well become a thing of the past!"

"Good Lord! PBS is having a telethon marathon."

'Your new identity will be of a public TV fundraiser.. nobody pays any attention to them.'

"Local Authorities are ALWAYS whining about budget cuts."

Ambulance strike UK.

"You might have seen Judy's uterus on a recent PBS special."

Post Office vs Library - Which Will Close First?

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'

If Public Television is so sophisticated and high-minded, why is the McLaughlin Group discussing Kato Kaelin?

'Major funding, for this public television show, was not provided so we are signing off.'

"It may be rubbish but at least they're honest about it."

'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'