Public Tv Advocate Mugs

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

Broom Operators Deserve Better

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

'Please! -- if you don't send a generous contribution to this Public Television station right away, we'll all have to go out and get real jobs!'

"You might have seen Judy's uterus on a recent PBS special."

'Your new identity will be of a public TV fundraiser.. nobody pays any attention to them.'

"Not a phone call in days, and just LOOK at the pledge board! If we don't start hearing from some of you, dinosaurs might very well become a thing of the past!"

"Good Lord! PBS is having a telethon marathon."

'It's not PBS, it's a pledge driver for the US government.'

"Your late relative left you his PBS tote bags."

If Public Television is so sophisticated and high-minded, why is the McLaughlin Group discussing Kato Kaelin?

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'

'Major funding, for this public television show, was not provided so we are signing off.'

"Ordinarily, we'd love to come, but we don't want to miss a single minute of tonight's pledge drive."

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'

Kill your TV, not yourself.

"Hi, I'd like to talk about the great future for digital TV" "Two digits to you, mate"

'It says her that you watched PBS for twenty years, and never pledged a contribution.'

Victim of cutbacks at PBS.