Public Television Enthusiast Mugs

"You might have seen Judy's uterus on a recent PBS special."

If Public Television is so sophisticated and high-minded, why is the McLaughlin Group discussing Kato Kaelin?

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV jester.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV-Man

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

Must-See Lockdown TV.

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

Child hooking into a television

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"