Pbs Fan Pillows

'Of course it feels stuffy in here -- you have the TV tuned to PBS.'

'And now, PBS presents a made-for-Public-TV superhero show - Colonel Canada!'

Department of Archaelogy "Hey! -- That PBS antiques show is on!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

News Wear World

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

Greek Crisis

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

Biden Wins

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

Lord Robert Winston

Impeachment Chapter III

'The cost? I would say about 496 telly licences.'

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Desert Island D**ks

Republican Cone of Silence

"Do we want to subscribe to the national anthem?"

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"If there is a processing problem, just come to me, and please, no whimpering in the cubicles."

Trump Balloon

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'

TV Licensing detection unit van

'Are you sure the four seasons aren't baseball, football, basketball and hockey?'

"Well, I was defeated in the election, but now I can go after the big bucks by being a lobbyist."

'We're gonna need more lipstick.'