Pbs Lover Pillows

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Trial by Media

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

TV-Man

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Tina Turner

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Spoiler alert."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Solar Panel

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I'm a star!'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Menopause and the City

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Love is when you watch television together.

Remote control wars.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Young Houdini

'Come die with me.'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'