Pbs Enthusiast Pillows

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'

'It says her that you watched PBS for twenty years, and never pledged a contribution.'

"Your late relative left you his PBS tote bags."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Roman paramedic.

'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'Now, for the world from the street, we go to out embedded reporter...'

"This Just In."

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

TV Time

Sports update: Some teams won and some teams lost.

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'