Pbs Fanatics Pillows

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Miami Mice

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

As Seen Watching TV

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

The conversion.

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'