Pay Raise Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for your pay raise ponderer? Our collection of witty and clever items is designed for those who spend their days contemplating their next step—perhaps a well-deserved salary increase. From fun mugs to humorous t-shirts, these gifts are sure to bring a smile and a bit of inspiration to anyone dedicated to their craft and opportunity. Surprise your favorite ponderer with a gift that celebrates their thoughtful, creative approach to work and success.

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'We haven't had a chance to formally consult everyone about the pay offer yet...'

'We haven't had a chance to formally consult everyone about the pay offer yet...' mockup

'We haven't had a chance to formally consult everyone about the pay offer yet...'

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Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.' mockup

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..." mockup

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

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'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!' mockup

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

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'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'A short economics test - if you bought something for mockup

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

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'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .' mockup

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

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"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!" mockup

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

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'How come, unlike some other bosses, you never surprise me with little promotions?'

'How come, unlike some other bosses, you never surprise me with little promotions?' mockup

'How come, unlike some other bosses, you never surprise me with little promotions?'

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"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..." mockup

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

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"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government." mockup

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

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"Firing is too good for you, Mike. I'm going to give you MY job instead!"

"Firing is too good for you, Mike. I'm going to give you MY job instead!" mockup

"Firing is too good for you, Mike. I'm going to give you MY job instead!"

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'Any chance of doubling my salary?' mockup

'Any chance of doubling my salary?'

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"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed." mockup

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

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'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.' mockup

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

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'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?' mockup

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

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"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ." mockup

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

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"Apparently Wilbur hasn't gotten that raise. He's still hamming it up for the boss."

"Apparently Wilbur hasn't gotten that raise. He's still hamming it up for the boss." mockup

"Apparently Wilbur hasn't gotten that raise. He's still hamming it up for the boss."

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"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?" mockup

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

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"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor." mockup

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

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Passing the Pension Time Bomb

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'When bad 401ks happen to good people' mockup

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

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'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.' mockup

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

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"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement." mockup

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

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Retirement Issues

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'I want to discuss my salary!'

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Less is more.

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'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.' mockup

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

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"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up." mockup

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

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"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!" mockup

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

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'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!' mockup

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

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'I may be an incurable optimist, but I think I can get a raise out of ol' J.P.'

'I may be an incurable optimist, but I think I can get a raise out of ol' J.P.' mockup

'I may be an incurable optimist, but I think I can get a raise out of ol' J.P.'

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"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?" mockup

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

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"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser." mockup

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

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'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.' mockup

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

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Pay Raise Ponderer Gifts Collection

Pay Raise Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty sayings perfect for the pay raise ponderer. Start their mornings with a smile and a shot of motivation.

Pay Raise Ponderer Pillows

Discover pillows with clever messages that add a humorous touch to their living space. Great for the thoughtful and motivated individual.

Pay Raise Ponderer Prints

Browse our prints that celebrate creativity and ambition. Perfect for inspiring the pay raise ponderer at home or in the office.

Pay Raise Ponderer T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for the ambitious and contemplative. Wear your thoughts and ambitions with humor and style.