Paw Print Ponderer Gifts

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Happy thoughts

Dog and Human Archaeologists

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Fish Food

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

"We're not so different, you and I."

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"